Plaintiff seeks $83 billion collectively from defendants to be donated to Greensburg Kansas tornado victims, Kent State massacre victims, Richard Jewel, 2600.com (which is the Hacker Quarterly), coal miners and the Skid Row section of Los Angeles. Plaintiff alleges that LeBron James has a secret relationship with his sentencing judge, Michael Jordan wears Jonathan Riches t-shirts, Wayne Gretzky carries Jonathan Lee Riches bibles, Joe Montana is in business with gangster Tony Montana, Mickey Mantle (who passed away in 1995) tried to get JC Penney's store credit in his name and Michael Vick used his credit. Plaintiff also alleges that defendants are involved in global warming, endangering wildlife and setting wildfires, and that he caught them with gas cans along I-70. Defendants also allegedly fought in the Battle of Hastings 1066 with the Duke of Normandy and broke into Watergate in the 1970's.